.:LOL:. [The big thread o' luaghes]

[Pelicanthor]

Posts and OP in the works, Moving some things and Making some flashy stuff.

Feel free to Post Funny Quotes and Pics to help fill up the Reserves.

[Pelicanthor]

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Quotes Of The Forum

I am ordering pizza from EA right now...

Expect your pizza in 3-6 weeks but be assured were working hard on the issue.

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I should have made this topic.
I'd get the largest topic in Darkspore history. ._.

I want to make a server, but I don't know the port forwarding password.
I'll take a pic of something I made later. I'm busy making it right now.

The largest current one is .: Darksigs :.


Made by pelicanthor

I am making these threads so that i am the OP of all the Most active and Epic threads around.

Put that one in your LOL thread.

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8/10 cool and fits with the general colours of the forum - but lens flare though? Is this 1999 again?

Yes it is.

I heard an awesome person made my avatar...

P.S Peli lol u make all the biggest threads (darksigs, minecraft, lols thread) and when you ragequit this forum in 5 years, your gonna delete all of them...

That's going in the LOL thread.

No, it's not.

[Pelicanthor]

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Quotes Of The Game

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Pics

C-Psyco, AKA C-dawg, AKA MaxisCasey.




Haters gonna hate

[Pelicanthor]

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Quotes of other places

Mooncalf is used as a derogatory term to indicate someone is a dullard, fool or otherwise not particularly bright or sharp.

Other times, an aborted fetus or farm animal.

Hahaha. Drew is an aborted fetus. :3

[Pelicanthor]

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Threads

How to Grow a Beard: Part 1
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=2621&p=23544#p23544

How to Grow a Beard: Part 2
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=2959&p=24034#p24034

The Launch of DarkSpore
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4273

Getting an Avatar
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1028&p=7983

Get FeralHeart
viewtopic.php?f=24&t=5149

[Pelicanthor]

Long Quotes


The Story Of Frank and Aeyir

Frank: Hi, my name is Frank. How may I help you?
2263653875: i want my darkspore limeted edition key..
Frank: May i know you belong to which region?
2263653875: east coast, michigan, game released three hours and 44 minutes ago
Frank: I would like to inform you that the game is released but no one has got the key.I would suggest you to wait for some more time.
2263653875: for how long, are you guys aware that your forums and ablaze with anger and rage?
Frank: Yes please wait for one or two more hours.
2263653875: and what happens then Frank? magic key fairies decend from the skies to save your shitty company?
Frank: May be it due to heavy traffic on servers.
2263653875: heavy traffic on servers? EA is a multi billion dollar company. they have a DRM on half the games they produce that literally RAPES wallets. are you guys sending them out via iphones on

a 3G network?
2263653875: you mean to tell me you guys went through an ENTIRE Beta testing cycle, and never anticipated this? nobody crept out from the slave dungeons and went "lookit here yimmy.., i founds us a

old IBM servers, we can emailz now, yayy!"
2263653875: tell ya what. turn to your left, or right, dig around in that box of keys i know you have next to you, and just rattle one off to me and i'll look the other way on the issue.
Frank: I am sorry but nothing can be done in this case from our end.
2263653875: from your end? judging by your grammar, I'm guessing that's India? you sure it's Frank and not Gumpa or someshit?
2263653875: so whats the ETA buddy? we're goin on 4 hours from release here bub
Frank: There is no official information about that but i would suggest you to wait for sometime.
2263653875: tell ya what then, because you guys cant get yer sht together. you're gonna wait wi th me frank, hows that sound, you and me, together, we'll bond, swap stories about the kids, tell our

life's great tales, it'll be fun.
Frank: I am sorry but others are also waiting for the chat.
2263653875: well i'm sparing them, because you'll just tell them the same sht you told me, NOTHING
Frank: Is there anything further I may assist you with today?
2263653875: just my key, so if you could get me one right quick that'd be great, otherwise you're staying here with me
2263653875: you married "Frank"?
2263653875: no?
2263653875: thats a shame
2263653875: so, why isn't Darkspore showing up in my account recent orders?
Frank: It will show up once you get the key.
2263653875: so, has ANYONE gotten a key yet?
Frank: No.
2263653875: and in an hour everyone will get a key?
Frank: Yes.
2263653875: 1 hour?
Frank: May be before one hour or after one hour.
2263653875: sooo, you dont know anything then do you?
2263653875: franky?
Frank: We do not have some official information but we are receiving lot of contacts regarding this.
2263653875: from customers, or from EA?
Frank: Ea.
2263653875: and what are they saying?
Frank: May i know who?
2263653875: EA
2263653875: what are they saying
Frank: we do not have any official information yet.
2263653875: but you just said they were talking to you
2263653875: why frank, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING FRANK!
Frank: Yes we have the information from our seniors that there is some issue and the work is in progress.
2263653875: seniors, are we talking seniors like, above your paygrade, or seniors as in rockin wheelchairs and oxygen tanks? if it's the ladder it would explain the issues in the first place thus

far
Frank: Is there anything further I may assist you with today?
2263653875: gimme a key frank
Frank: I am sorry but we don't have the keys with us.
2263653875: get one frank
2263653875: or i'll make everyone you ever loved, disappear.., disappear, forever...
Frank: I would have given it to you if if had one.
2263653875: you dont love me, do you frank..
2263653875: i gave you EVERYTHING!, I GAVE YOU 52 DOLLARS AND 99 CENTS! and you gave me NOTHING!
Frank: Yes i love you very much that is why i can give you a discount code if you want?
2263653875: YAY!, a discount code, what kind of discount code?
Frank: A 20 $ discount code for you only.
2263653875: i'll take that, fire it at me
Frank: Please be informed that it is a $20 discount code for you ************.

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Mini chat Quotes

[ghostofillusion]

Somebody find that beard thread...

[Pelicanthor]

Somebody find that beard thread...

Done.

[kurliew]

what about that reverb sig thing?

I had a conversation with my p*****

It must have been a pretty short conversation

[Pelicanthor]

Let's keep it clean-ish

Need some banners.... *hint* Ghost *hint*

[SporeStuff]

@ long quotes I died of laughing

[kurliew]

@ long quotes I died of laughing

It was hilarious

He got his key straight away after too! And a neat $20 on the side

[kurliew]

The Launch of DarkSpore
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4273&start=20

Why link to page 2?

Also, why dont you use the url bbcode?

[Pelicanthor]

The Launch of DarkSpore
viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4273&start=20

Why link to page 2?

Also, why dont you use the url bbcode?

Fixing now... and because this way works, and it is easy for people to copy paste if auto links dont work for them.

[Davyjonesx]

This is gonna be hard.
All Kurliew's posts are funny.

[kurliew]

k, cool, so lulsy

Ill pm u if i find something..

We need a lulz of the day/week/month(probably of the week)! Maybe convert the OP?



EDIT: @dj

Insult or compliment?

[Pelicanthor]

k, cool, so lulsy

Ill pm u if i find something..

We need a lulz of the day/week/month(probably of the week)! Maybe convert the OP?

I might merge a few of the sections in the future, we will see how this goes...

[Davyjonesx]

We should give Peli something like an achievement under his avatar saying ''Best Thread Starter'' ore anything like that.